Thursday, May 10, 2007

Thumbs Up Their Asses, Thumbs Up Their Asses.


My bosses are lazy fucks who are "too good" to do routine maintenance of their own facility. So all the bitch work is left to, well, the bitches.

I have real difficulty accepting the fact that most bosses don't do shit. I guess that's the beauty of running your own business, to some people. I might even have a morsel of respect for these guys because, when all's said and done, they did build this place from the ground up. But, time has taken its toll, and now, this place is nothing more than a cesspool of negativity and elitism.

Yes, it's all about the Benjamins (AKA Bitch-Ass Clients). As far as management is concerned, the whole fuckin' office could be in flames, but it wouldn't matter so long as the clients get what they need, when they need it. Staff be damned. I hear trash talk from guys who have been working here 15+ years. They're not happy with the state of affairs and some of them want out. Soon.

Now, I'm no business mogul, but even I know that when YOU start a company, it's ultimately YOUR job to sustain its integrity. Anything that falls by the wayside is the owner's mess to clean, and if they can't or won't, it's time to sell, sell, sell. You can't create a monster and leave it to its own devices.

Dudes. A word of advice from your bitchy receptionist: If you start a business from scratch, you're gonna want to cater to your employees. Especially the loyal ones. If you can't make the people who work for YOU happy, how can you expect to the people you work FOR to be happy?

Reap what you sow bitches, reap what you sow.

2 comments:

MollyB4128 said...

omg Sarah, you are the funniest person alive! Office life suckkkkks...why did we ever grow up??

We must hang out soon!

-Molly B

Unknown said...

Holy shit what a cow! I'm a Director having worked my way up from a shit ass reception job like yours. Theres silly bitches like you who've been stuck on reception for a decade for one sole reason. You assume, wrongly, that you're above working hard and think everyone else sits tossing their day off whist you apply your three working brain cells to answering the phone and taking lunch orders.
Well, whilst you're at home complaining, the directors are at home working out how to keep the business afloat to pay your ungrateful ass.
Enjoy taking other peoples messages forever you miserable unqualified dipshit.