Three Reasons to Quit Your Crap-Ass Job

Quitting kicks some serious ass.

Top Three Reasons to Quit Your Crap-Ass Job:

1. After two weeks, I never have to set foot in this shithole again.
2. My bastard co-workers feel all nostalgic or some shit.
3. The Receptionist's Holy Grail: GOSSIP.
(And, seriously, if there's anything better than plain old gossip in this world, it's gossip about me!)

Quitting has also given me the freedom to dump on this place, hardcore.

Don't take this the wrong way, but, I've been holding out on you.

There are a few posts that I was hesitant to put up 'cause, well, if I hadn't quit, I might have been straight-up fired.
And, lets be real, that wouldn't have been cool.
But now, with my bitchy spirit renewed, I will catapult myself to a new level of bitterness and resentment!

It is the time to release the beasts.

Prepare ye, the way of the Bitch...