If I weren't a desk jockey, I'd be home sleeping. How is it that I managed to get through college without one class before 9AM, but, now my ass is up everyday at 6AM?
Reality fucking sucks dude.
But, let's get to the real issue here: I seriously hate morning people.
You know the type. He springs into the office, all smiles and joy. Meanwhile, I am sucking down my super-sized Dunkin' Doughnuts iced coffee just to remain coherent. But, I'm a pro, so I say my muffled "Good Mornings" and go about my business. But no, this little asshole wants more, he wants to talk about what I did last night, if I watched Entourage, and "Oh my God, Ari is effin' hilarious, right?"
And for a second, I think about pulling a Milton on this place.
Why?
Because maybe, just maybe, if I got paid more to get my ass up at 6AM, I could fucking afford HBO.
1 comment:
Nice. I am not a morning person either, seeing people all chipper early in the morning sometimes bothers me too. I think the underlying message is that we should respect everyone because you never know what "things" can happen to you, especially at work when you have an unhappy co-worker....
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